I have a theory that most Hollywood types consider themselves “underdogs,” especially if they came from a less-than-rich background. Take Chris Pratt, for instance: He definitely came from a blue-collar background. He definitely isn’t blue-collar now, though, and hasn’t been for a long, long time.

“The voice of the average, blue-collar American isn’t necessarily represented in Hollywood.”

I’ve lost the ability to differentiate dingers and dongers.

On a related note Alex Jones was blaming Soros for weed getting stronger which he only smokes once a year to test.

I can believe it, but for some reason it never stops being surprising.

This has been such an amazing week. I’m giddy waiting for what’s going to come out about Jason Chaffetz.

Because nothing says “these sexual allegations aren’t true” like the Catholic Church!

Advertisers left. Fox had to pay a bunch of women he harassed. And Fox had to hire investigators and lawyers. Just using your words, Bill. They’re your words.

Years ago, my Fox News-watching dad came over for a visit and gave my son Bill O’Reilly’s book for teenagers. My son said “Thanks Grandpa” and after my folks went home, my kid tossed the book in the garbage. He was 14.

Too bad O’Reilly didn’t get a little divine intervention when he was on vacation at the Vatican.

Suck it, fucko.

As an adult, I would not turn down a free, new mattress. Or new socks. Or new underwear.

Anyone who reveals their tiny child’s personal messages to the press is not a trustworthy person.

Well, I’m “amazed” that evil elf Jeff Sessions is the AG. So there.

Hawaii’s statehood was delayed for a number of years by Southern conservatives who were appalled at the prevalence of miscegenation there, most notably Sam Rayburn. You think Jefferson Beauregard Sessions thinks that Hawaii is really part of the United States? When he was growing up it was nothing but a military…

That repeal and replace “compromise” might finally convince me to abandon my ruby red state for someplace less awful. Because apparently your ability to see a doctor will depend on how stupid your neighbors are.

Ivanka Trump is going to Germany to discuss women’s economic empowerment

The NFL is trash for no one signing him. I’m not surprised in the slightest, but that does not contain my sheer disgust at this country.

You forgot to file this under “no shit Sherlock.”