I get “erotica” free from my public library’s e-book lending apps. Wonder if this moron knows about that yet?

I buy my daughter women’s t-shirts from lands end. They are soft and have a ton of colors and wear great. If I buy three at a time, I get $5 per shirt off plus Lands End sends coupons out daily, it’s orettt easy to get 30 to 40% off so you spend less than $23 per shirt. No tailoring needed.

Oh, I’ll have to check! Thanks for the tip. Maybe I’ll cancel the stupid kiddie package to spite my kids and save my sanity from kiddie sitcom inanities.

A few seasons have been on Hulu and/or Amazon. I’ve seen four through Bob.

This was our second time and we had an amazing time.

My problem is that I’m not ignorant. I know exactly what and whom is waiting for me. I’m a strategic vendor manger and I have a few major contracts up for renewal. Like tens of millions of dollars worth of contracts. Nooooo....more wine!

True. And Amazon allows ALL the swearing. I’m binging season five and that closed captioned robot/person’s f-key is getting a workout.

I should check Sling (which we pay for). But I don’t have cable.

Drinking wine and hanging out watching reruns of Beat Bobby Flay. Went for a bike ride.

I got a Mirena on March 4th. Have not stopped bleeding. Every single day. My period was lighter than normal (I’m crashing into menopause and my period have been ridiculous) but blended into the daily bleeding. I’m see my doctor later this week for my follow up.

I hope this pregnancy is a cakewalk and ends in an easy labor.

Is this streaming online? I could pay Amazon but they get enough of my money.

Congratulations! That’s a huge accomplishment.

My husband and I have been together for more than half our lives - 20 plus years. There are no secrets. We know exactly how to piss each other off in zero point two seconds. The things that bugged me when we dated, still bother me and vice versa. But the good things far outweigh those items. And that calculus would…

I have so many good thoughts in the shower, I’m considering buying one of those notepads.

My mom has thinning hair and alopecia, I think it is easier to hide her bald spots when her hair is longer.

I’m one year away from that age. No plans to hack off my hair. It’s actually super healthy right now. I do this predictable cycle between chin length bob and growing out said bob.

The Wisconsin Dells is a whole town devoted to water parks, amusement parks, mini golf, and tourist activities. It’s a huge vacation destination year round because many of the water parks are indoors as well as outdoors. It’s overpriced and cheesy and wildly popular for families. Paul Ryan is totally the kind of guy…

Yay! Big boy toys! Whee! VROOOOM! HOOOONK!

Handbag designer should read handbag knock-off outsourcing asshole.