Just a couple of fun guys.

Trickle-down takes a while.

His character was a traitor to the rightful goverment. Instead of working for peace and harmony, he decided to side with a bunch of religious zealots. He got what he deserved.

I mean, watch the new F8 trailer, which features the Rock literally altering the path of a torpedo with his hands (while on a car driving at top speed, of course)

This comes up all the time, and every single time the answer is the same: over the last 10 years, the Patriots’ win % against the division is very nearly exactly the same as their winning % against the rest of the NFL (around .750).

Interesting that you didn’t write even one word about how that brief contact was more than enough time for Belichick to release his spores into James’ lungs. The gestation of the spores is only a few weeks, so come playoff time I expect LeBron’s DNA to be 50% Belichick. Not sure what that means for the Cavs just…

It can fly over 20% of the way to the moon? Holy shit!

Every time this happens, I’m fascinated and confused.

Does anyone know the whereabouts of Ed Harris from The Rock? He wanted those VX rockets pretty bad...

I did a masters course on VX under Prof. Cage.

Thermite plasma incendiary systems can burn hot enough to consume V.X....but they’re still in the test phase; it’s not operational.

Too bad he didn’t have these men to protect him:

TIL; Satan loves winners!

Of course he was.

The world would be a lot nicer place if we could all be 6/9ths as happy as Gronk.

Dude... He was going to be drafted by the Browns until the Falcons traded up for him. He should be thanking the Lord literally every single day of his life for the Falcons.

Go fuck myself? *Jerks off to the Superbowl highlights* drew, shoulda thought that through more!

I only read the transcript but this sports thing is the only Trump interview I’ve seen that makes sense. I guess that finally pins him at about the level of average sports radio caller.