If there’s one thing we can say with absolute certainty, it’s that Starfleet loves redesigning its uniforms every three years.

I can’t believe we have to re-litigate this, but the 13th Amendment outlawed owning ANYBODY.

It is the duty of a true journalist like Jason to ask the hard questions and pursue those questions no matter where they lead or how difficult the answers. While sure, the subject matter seems frivolous,Jason should NOT move on but should tenaciously dog this subject until the answers are given and the puzzles are…

No no no no. I write all this stuff and then get a chance to ask the very people who made it about it? You don’t turn down these sorts of opportunities.

The ones who hide in Uranus.

What kind of cretin leaves a warning at Saturn to stay off a moon at Jupiter?

He just has to whip himself into shape and make sure his ego doesn’t get bruised if he doesn’t get a majority of the carries. Maybe branch out to accommodate different facets of the offense, you know, switch it up.

If only they would have used innuendo, then it would have been perfectly fine, right? Cause that’s what James Bond has been doing for fifty years.

Also not fifteen minutes before there were dozens of head explosions. Not a peep about that. No, sex is evil

“You’re right. We will not defend Tom Brady.” - Atlanta Falcons

“On the surface, a donation to a private high school might not seem like the most humanitarian act imaginable, but that same donation might help the school offer a scholarship to a financially needy student.”

Everything you said was rendered irrelevant when you called Hoosiers a bad sports movie. Two academy award nominations, AFIs fourth best sports film of all time, 88% on Rotten Tomatoes, Gene Hackman, Barbara Hershey, Dennis Hopper. You’re letting your partisanship cloud your judgement. Hoosiers is a great sports…

Not being familiar with this property, my mind went to a very different Rom, who’s cool and all, but I’d prefer a movie about Nog.

There’s a lot of words in these tweets that I don’t understand.

Don’t let this development ever let you forget that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 25 point lead in the SuperBowl.

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

Report: I am not happy about this infinite scrolling.

Does Atlanta need cornerbacks? If so, I would advise them to look elsewhere given Georgia’s history with Shermans.

I don’t buy it. That’s more premeditation than Gronk’s capable of.

I think it was bait to ID white people in the comments

Kenny doesn’t really die anymore, though. But yeah, this was a fundamental misunderstanding of South Park. Not cool, bruh