Umm. Okay. Let me move off of my “rainbows” and “Sprinkles”... What is, exactly, your point?

Military good? USA! USA!???

I think we all get the threat and concern that NK getting ICBM type weapons can have. Particularly with an unstable regime.

So what is YOUR solution? What would you do? What, exactly is your…

I’m hugging my MINI also, while screaming that headlights of the Escalade behind me are shining right into my eyes and burning my retinas clean off.

I am ‘murca-ing wrong in my plug-in Sonata waiting for gas prices to jump and electricity rates to remain stable.

My office parking garage is adjacent to an aquarium so I see a lot of parents driving in with their bloated SUVs. Two things strike me; 1) why they believe they need such as big vehicle when they’ve only got 1 or 2 kids; 2) the difficulty in negotiating the garage or pulling into a parking spot. You certainly don’t…

That’s a good idea. I bet no one would question your use of the HOV lane, especially if you hit the lights. The water cannon would also be handy for scattering civil rights (or pipeline) protestors blocking your commute. Again, not an everyday thing, but when you need it, you need it. And, since it’s for personal…

Obvious trolling is obvious.

You would have to make a deliberately poor decision to not own one as a daily driver

Funny, people always claim that they need a vehicle with lots of space yet 95% of SUVs and crossovers I see are driven by one person and aren’t hauling around a washing machine.

The hell you talking about?

Oh the next economic downturn when people can’t aford their 8 year subprime loans.

Hatchbacks have many of the same advantages. As do minivans.

Can’t wait for the next time fuel dramatically skyrockets. All these mobile living rooms will be sitting back on the sales lot.

“outdoorsy millennials in the Bay Area”

They were already carting around stormtroopers in the 30s.

Ok cool, let’s shave 10% off one year of of our 600 billion annual military budget and join the rest of the fucking first world already.

All true, and airlines are just one of the most extreme and awful examples. The truth is that this kind of concentration has happened in loads of other industries over the last few decades. It’s why your ISP sucks and your mobile provider sucks and your health insurance sucks and...I could go on.

Actually I’m well over my quota for the week, but I figured this would be a fun little post for the weekend. Sorry you had to suffer through it.

Or the ‘hawks fly too low for these AA defenses. Or...

More than likely they probably built too many and didn’t have enough tesla reactors to cover it.

ENOUGH ABOUT THIS FUCKING CAR ALREADY