Literally the only person here with any shred of common sense. What can I expect from the Jezebel commentariat, though? I only regret that I have but one star to give you.

Yeah, you’re wrong. Jokes are fine.

Someone’s a bit salty.

What is actually wrong with it though? Do you think these kids are actually anti-semitic? I for one, doubt that. Making jokes is always alright, no matter the subject material.

Don’t be such a bitch. Everyone dies, does it really matter if someone make a joke about it or not? It’s not going to bring anyone back.

There actually have been some cases of free divers getting the bends. Along with some whales, actually.

Burner to say, yeah, kinda excited deep inside.