yeah, actually sometimes people do bring up Abbott’s inability to walk. Because a tree fell on him while he was jogging and he sued the homeowner for $9 million. When he was elected to Attorney General he was instrumental in enacting tort reform that effectively prevented anyone else from suing someone for a similar…

Even Fox News can’t hide the truth anymore.

Pretty close to where I was going to go with this, The guy who tightens one bolt over and over again while sitting on a chair because standing is not union approved that makes 60K a year is not on my list of highly respected tradesman. Once the robot is made that can hit that screw at the correct angle that guy is…

Our Society in the United States has stopped appreciating Trades as a valid, and lucrative, career choice. Our population no longer extends the amount of respect that they used to for our plumbers, carpenters, electricians, technicians, etc. that they used to. We’ve spent so many decades convincing people that you…

Torpedo in the exhaust port, 60% of the time it works every time.

That’s circular logic at its best. Banks don’t give out free money because people who need it will hold them up if they don’t. It doesn’t matter why they’re being violent criminals. They’re attempting armed hijackings and assaults to get into a place that wants to keep them out. That validates every single one of them…

1) The majority are illegal economic migrants, but they speak English, so in addition to the myth of England, the benefits system gets abused and they can fit in much easier than in any of the countries they have passed through to get to Calais. Legally refugees should claim asylum in the first safe country they get…

Right, we’d just have stories about these same people stealing, murdering, raping. Because we have just been shown what they’re willing to do.

Except you probably can’t get your own CCW permit to protect yourself when these guys come at you with guns. I’d still rather be a trucker in the U.S.

Next update to Euro Truck Simulator...

Sorry dudes, this applies.

These bears can make borscht with the remains.

Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.

...Except that almond “““milk””” isn’t even juice; it’s more like dusty water with a smidgen of almond powder tossed in for kicks. People assume that it’s somehow analogous to coconut milk, but it’s just not. At all.

Also, vegan cheese should not be allowed to use the name cheese.

Dallas to Odessa, you say?

January 14, 2027 (AFP) - Early reports from the University of Brandenburg’s Engineering Department, in conjunction with their Languages Department and Information Technology Services, have discovered that VW may have been working with worldwide online dictionary companies to secretly redefine “miles” and “kilometers”…

“The car of tomorrow must feel like a mobile device on wheels.” (Ugh.)

I kind of need him to get back together with Julianne Hough so they can have the beigest babies to ever beige.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I hate myself.