“Don’t let your sperm go up in smoke”

This guy make me want to use plastic bags.

The interview for a position at Roberta’s is pretty much 1 question— “Who are you most like: Jean-Ralphio or Mona Lisa Saperstein?” As long as you check one, you’ve got a job.

TBF, the same can be said of vegans, runners, and stay-at-home moms.

YOU LEAVE MATT ALONE

Straws are a nuisance, yes, but don’t lecture a waiter while he’s doing his job. Decline the straw, move on, and enjoy your overpriced pasta (I’m assuming).

Anybody who "lectures" a waiter, about anything at all, is a tool. Give your order and shut up.

I’m glad to know that my feeling that AG is just as clueless and self-satisfied as Vincent Chase is justified.

I observe that the city has changed a lot. “I pioneered Williamsburg,” says Grenier. “It got so gentrified that I had to come to Bushwick. I lived two blocks away, and then this place opened, and I couldn’t afford to live in this neighborhood,” he says, gesturing around Roberta’s, which opened in 2008. “We used to…

I was waiting for the “What kind of audiophile uses Beats?” comment, but this is good, too.

It’s a goddamn disgrace to the good name of Fiona Apple’s debut album.

Oops.

Thank you Jay’s assistant, that’s very good to hear.

I’ve paid my $10/month to Google Music for the last few years because the service is great, the streaming quality is better than most, and I get ad-free YouTube included. I gave Tidal a shot, but it streamed so choppily in the car that I gave up.

Probably since were are not a failed state/despotic regime just yet? If Trump can pull out a win, you’ll probably get your wish though. We’ll be selling off our goodies for yuuuuuge profits!

Let’s assume we could magically set an age for ALL people to be disqualified because of health issues. Why would when their second term ends matter? There is no guarantee of a second term. Why not set your arbitrary line to disqualify anyone getting a first term over the age of 66? If we are concerned about the ending…

I’m sure 100% of medical doctors would also agree that not being in prison would help her mental well being, but that’s not their call to make. They can recommend, but that’s it.

Problem is, some people are going to have a very hard time setting aside whether or not she is a traitor. Especially now that Wikileaks looks to be an active agent of a hostile foreign government.

Military prison doesn’t let you do whatever you want? Shocking.

“Besides $30,000 in monthly child support and the Central Park South apartment,” Cohan wrote, “Sky has received virtually nothing.”