And now “everyone” doesn’t include iOS users?

But I’m sure if the Rock bares chest at any moment it will absolutely be pivotal to the plot.

That doesn’t actually explain why the shorts and boots fit, but okay, we’ll go with “movie logic” for that

Show me a quote from a single person of Polynesian descent who was offended and I’ll eat my hat. 

We don’t need our children admiring figures of other races. That’s racist.

The “I’m above this argument” straw man is the worst of all

FTFY

The first paragraph specifically states iOS with a friggin link dude.

No, the result of tons of annoying iMessages being sent was cancer. Allo hasn’t hit that point yet. Maybe it will, maybe it won’t. But it should be noted that the updates to iMessages was considered just as cool prior to launch.

Dafuq is this doing here?

They really piqued my interest about their tech so I looked into one for my next bed. Imagine my surprise at how quickly the price shoots up once you move beyond the twin size. To add insult to injury, you know that “Sleep IQ” feature that they advertise in EVERY commercial? Yeah, that a super expensive add-on. It’s…

Right, so care to explain why the $10,000 Edition (God that’s a dumb name) got quietly dropped with Series 2 if it’s such a hot fashion item?

Now I am half-tempted to wave it in the faces of AndroidWear co-workers and shout My Great Triumph

I see you all have learned nothing from the iPhone 4 prototype drama

(although trading favors for access seems to be a common thing in the tech world)

Apple calls this Raise to Wake

I think the biggest rub is what it was replaced with. Not a new standard that could be utilized by all future audio devices, but a cable used by only a subset of them.

Important to note that this happened during a routine filling operation. Engines were not on and there was no apparent heat source.

Never realized before how much Apple ripped off Google for their photos icon.

Name one time in Apple history where they have come out and said, “our bad, we’ll undo that”.