Do you want to know the truth? Or watch me hit some dingers!!

Not twinsies anymore... Sad day

The team that hires kelly is going to love him (Titans)

Classic case of a fear boner!

Need nets!

If they do this, nearly everyone with a phone could be watching the game. Not a bad strategy.

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Clearly DeMarco Murray did not make the playoffs in his fantasy football league because of Chip Kelly.

Don’t be dabbing at security guards!

So the “other” game must be the Jags/Titans. I’m sure they are thrilled to have the “B” squad.

Someone wants an unpaid vacation!

Kobe just wants all the presents that Jeter was getting from all the other teams.

Anyone who whistles in public is asking to get punched.

Nobody ever wants to be the person to deliver that kind of news. If Fox didn’t withhold the info and Volquez did find out because of the broadcast, Fox would have been chastised for being insensitive. They took the lesser of two evils.

The real skill is to have them not hate you after they “dump” you. That way all your mutual friends don’t hate you too. Hopefully all they can say about your relationship is that it ran its time and just didn’t work out. That’s some real evil genius stuff.

I was referring to how the city didn’t cave to Clay Bennett. The zombie sonics will never win a title until they come back home.

If all three cities don’t blink, I can’t imagine the NFL would allow three teams in LA. So one team would have to stay in their city without spending on a new stadium. It’s time for cities to stop caving to sports teams ridiculous demands. I live in Seattle so I know what happens when you don’t submit.

Golden gun. One shot kill everytime.

The Submarine Pitch was the best. Chad Bradford read it and it got him to the majors.

In other news, the coveted female viewing demographic of the NFL network has skyrocketed in recent days.