Dude, physical attractiveness comes in many forms, and you don’t need to look like a beefcake movie star. If you want to be approached, look approachable: happy, positive, cheerful.

Keeping yourself fit will help, and remember, being fit isn’t about attracting deh ledies, it’s simply good for you. If your goal is…

Ted Cruz is the Canadian of Cuban descent running for the Republican Presidential Nomination. He’s famous for many things, including for, in college:

sucks to be you, dude. what do you think you’ve been doing wrong, Senator Cruz?

Step One is stop thinking you need to hit on women anywhere and everywhere you might be. Trust: there’s no point in “hitting on” a woman; if a woman wants you to talk to her, she will make it very, very clear that she wants you to talk to her.

And if you want that to happen, (a) get some hobbies/interests/passions all…

Yes, because the state is incredibly poor, incredibly uneducated, overwhelmingly white, and insanely racist.

A “blue” state that votes against Obama. They envy an elegant black man like Barack Obama so much they can only display it through pure, irrational hate.

The dude was convicted by a Texas jury. What’s your excuse now?

Push Bernie Sanders? Yeah, I’m sure the Independent-Socialist really needs the lecture on social justice and the “right direction.”

The GOP isn’t talking about Black Lives at all. But sure, don’t March on Selma. It’s much easier to protest on 125th Street.

I know, that’s why MLK had parades through Harlem and Anacostia and never bothered with Selma.

It’s nice that Black Lives Matter has been talking/shouting to the people already on their side. Looking forward to them taking that message to the Trump, Rubio, Walker, Fiorina, Carson, Kasich, Christie etc. campaigns. It’s the people in those audiences who need to hear it and see it!

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.

Good point about Gone With the Wind. Frankly, MannyBones, Watch Mojo didn’t give a damn.

When are we finally going to make hacking a crime punishable by death? Doxxing people, doing denial-of-service attacks, and all this other stupid hacking done “for the LOLZ” is terrorism.

Hacking is terrorism, and if we won’t execute hackers, the mandatory minimum needs to be extreme.

Raiders of the Lost Ark

I know, right? I mean, pensions and a living wage for line workers made it nearly impossible for all those GM and Chrysler execs to afford their mansions in Grosse Pointe—they couldn’t even afford to take a bus to the Congressional bailout hearings so they all had to fly their own private jets.

Who is going to come out of the closet first, J.J. Watt or Aaron Rodgers?

I don’t know if CRAIG JAMES KILLED FIVE HOOKERS at SMU, before, or after he was there, but I do know that homophobes likes Craig James usually have lots of hidden gay feelings themselves. So I don’t know if CRAIG JAMES BLOWS GUYS, or if CRAIG JAMES IS SECRETLY GAY, or if CRAIG JAMES LOVES GAY HOOKERS, or if CRAIG…

I started feeling frustrated beyond belief with Columbia’s incompetence: they kept doing things like calling me in the middle of the day at work to talk about a sexual assault.

If Paul is telling the truth, what Emma is doing is disgusting.

Except again and again, she’s been exposed to be a fake and a fraud.

If he didn’t rape her, what she’s doing would be disgusting, right?

He’s not suing on those grounds, and based on the text messages Emma sent to him, he has really good case that it was consensual.