it's his Princeton class ring. he wears it always.

Like Sauron.

Need some more room on the front row; how does the NFL not account for all those Big Shoulders?

Still, fun to see all these multi-millionaires having to squeeze together. No homo, bros!

Don't think you're the only one. People may look cool and collected but many (most?) of them are struggling with depression and anxiety (and worse!) just like you.

Remember, for most of human existence, only the rare human lived long enough to have gray hair. If you're over thirty, your brain has long-exceeded its…

I've been feeling similar effects. I used to have a friend who would ship me a variety sampler from their Medical state. I think being able to switch up strains keeps the body's tolerance higher . . . ah, all the splendors that await us in two to five years' time. . .

Are you buying an ounce per month?

250/oz is near the market value for legal weed. Is the stuff you're getting any good?

Don't you ever wonder what it's going to be like to die? To know that these are the last hours/minutes/seconds that you've got left for life? Our species is obsessed because it is one of the few human universals.

Ugh. Don't give James Cameron any more ideas about how to replace practical effects with computer generated ones.

The water here doesn't look realistic. Not even close.

Also, there were over a thousand people on deck. Where's the ambient noise of human screams?

higher than street value. 50 to 100 for a dime.

Carlsberg is a delicious, easy-drinking beer that tastes great.

Will Gordon is a hack writer and cuckold.

In DC you can usually buy off of the homeless but you will pay White Man Price ($50 for a dime).

Four Day Workweek.

The time has come. 4 Day Workweek, 3 Day Weekends. Every week of the year.

"If work is so uplifting, why do some many of the rich sit idle?"
—Mahatma Ghandi

Not bad as a marketing ploy, hits the football demo with all that GRIT and tinny SCHMALTZ that NFLers eat up (drink up?) He just wants to play ball! And have a hetero-normative family image!

But all it really says is that the team that knows him best (his own) thinks he's not worth 8 million for next season. Ruh-roh.

Had Charlie Murphy only known this . . .

Game. Blouses.

The correct answer is James Douglas Morrison except he NEVER DIED.

I'm doubting how sober James Dolan is anymore. People in the Program don't throw around words like that, or try to grandstand on their alleged sobriety.

Jimmy Dolan, please get to a meeting or call your sponsor.

Grim Fandango is the greatest game of all time. The best written, the best soundtrack, and the best story.

It's an elegant game written for adults by adults. This news has made my day!

The call was Wrong and the "Item 1" Argument is irrelevant.

Mr. Bryant went to the ground in the act of advancing the ball, NOT in the act of catching the ball. Here's the logic:

And it's him blowing that potential that makes it so much fun to watch!

1. Each month should have at least one federal holiday.
2. Universal four-day work week. If you want to work more, it's optional, not required.
3. All this technology, and we work more than we did 50 years ago. Technology should mean more leisure time, less work time. Four day work week now!