Don't you ever wonder what it's going to be like to die? To know that these are the last hours/minutes/seconds that you've got left for life? Our species is obsessed because it is one of the few human universals.

Ugh. Don't give James Cameron any more ideas about how to replace practical effects with computer generated ones.

The water here doesn't look realistic. Not even close.

Also, there were over a thousand people on deck. Where's the ambient noise of human screams?

higher than street value. 50 to 100 for a dime.

Carlsberg is a delicious, easy-drinking beer that tastes great.

Will Gordon is a hack writer and cuckold.

In DC you can usually buy off of the homeless but you will pay White Man Price ($50 for a dime).

Four Day Workweek.

The time has come. 4 Day Workweek, 3 Day Weekends. Every week of the year.

"If work is so uplifting, why do some many of the rich sit idle?"
—Mahatma Ghandi

Statement 9 is the only true statement. All of the other statements are false.

1. They cannot all be true.
2. 10 cannot be true and must be false.
3. Experimenting by setting each to either True or False shows that the only combination that works is when 9 is set to True and the others are set to False.

Not bad as a marketing ploy, hits the football demo with all that GRIT and tinny SCHMALTZ that NFLers eat up (drink up?) He just wants to play ball! And have a hetero-normative family image!

But all it really says is that the team that knows him best (his own) thinks he's not worth 8 million for next season. Ruh-roh.

Had Charlie Murphy only known this . . .

Game. Blouses.

The correct answer is James Douglas Morrison except he NEVER DIED.

1066 by David Howarth. A short, elegant masterpiece by a brilliant British historian. Readable and erudite.

I'm doubting how sober James Dolan is anymore. People in the Program don't throw around words like that, or try to grandstand on their alleged sobriety.

Jimmy Dolan, please get to a meeting or call your sponsor.

Grim Fandango is the greatest game of all time. The best written, the best soundtrack, and the best story.

It's an elegant game written for adults by adults. This news has made my day!

The call was Wrong and the "Item 1" Argument is irrelevant.

Mr. Bryant went to the ground in the act of advancing the ball, NOT in the act of catching the ball. Here's the logic:

Jodorosky's Dune is 85 minutes of insane stupidity followed by 5 minutes of sublime perfection. The payoff is worth it!

And it's him blowing that potential that makes it so much fun to watch!

1. Each month should have at least one federal holiday.
2. Universal four-day work week. If you want to work more, it's optional, not required.
3. All this technology, and we work more than we did 50 years ago. Technology should mean more leisure time, less work time. Four day work week now!

The only people who pass these tests are (1) people with lots of power because of their job (i.e. politicians, CEOs) and (2) artists.

Hence, politicians, business executives, lawyers, judges, doctors hold on to 24/7/365 jobs long past the peak of their skill. Let's combat this by showing "workaholics" the superiority…

Yes, ma'am, Mrs. Mawnckman, ma'am. I defer to your obviously superior knowledge, as demonstrated by your ability to enter by being insulting, like any good Hollywood studio stereotype.

How's that cee-gar?

Genius for Sony to stage a hack by "North Korea" in order to hype "The Interview." Perfect timing, too. It's shocking and outrageous but no one is getting shot or choked or bombed.

The spirit of L.B. Mayer is still alive in the Thalberg building!