Kindly allow me the pleasure of confirming for you that my remarks were "sarcastic."

You mad, bro?

In all of those cities you would find one of more elements lacking. NYC has more because it has more: (1) Population (2) Wealth (3) International Appeal.

NY is an international city like London, Paris, Tokyo, etc. Frank Sinatra didn't sing about making it big in Boston or St. Louis.

Is that you, Jesse Jackson Sr.?

NYers know other cities have them, and they're generally just not as good/cool.

To keep the Texas theme, how great are the subways/clubs/parks/museums/restaurants/theaters in Dallas? Houston? San Antonio? And can they even compare to all that's in Manhattan alone?

Texas Eric is right—why should anyone want to travel to someplace that has been famous for hundreds of years as a mecca of culture, progress, trade, innovation, design, engineering, etc. and see it for himself and form his own opinion about what it's like there?

A man ain't got no time for being curious about his…

This is actually covered in any basic screenwriting book. This is literally Screenwriting 101 stuff.

People may say these type of structures are "cookie-cutter" but this style is the most effective and most efficient method of our age. You only notice the structure when it feels faked or forced, or when the…

Especially since Matt Birk is retired and a male model:

I think the best answer to this one would have been "It wouldn't be Mark."

That's the classy way out, right? He doesn't name names, he doesn't even admit a feud, and if it really IS Mark, he gets to send the message that Mark isn't even that big of a deal to him. My Dad's rule: never let 'em see you sweat.

I don't understand all of this negativity. Commenters love it when jezebel exposes the photoshopping of "beautiful" actresses and models.

But show a normal looking woman like Ms. Dunham having been photoshopped and every commenter clutches her pearls.

West Virginia doesn't hate Virginia. West Virginia hates black people.

Gawker commenters are hating on this, but I think this is a terrific story. Did you notice that even the end of the towel hanging from one of the bath knobs was altered?

When the revolution comes, I don't think we even need show trials for the women who run fashion magazines. Let's just go straight to sentencing.

A brilliant first two years—genius satire of Conan the Barbarian and weary fantasy tropes—then heading sharply downward for the next 25 years into Dave Sim's confused ideas about politics and gender.