It’s amazing that people still use the I have x friend excuse non ironically.

Alabama is really doing to do this, aren’t they? And the Republicans in the Senate are going to fucking welcome him with open arms. This can’t be real life.

*Jacqui* was hot. But otherwise I was like “why are they wasting time on someone I couldn’t care less about fucking someone who has not had one line.”

I’ve had to explain a few of the historical events to my husband, who is not a history buff like me. Frankly, they might as well have told the Profumo affair with interpretive dance; that whole episode was totally disjointed. They made a sex scandal super boring.

He probably thinks that a Sacajawea coin is an insult, the same way Trump likes to sling around Pocahontas.

I guess I don’t get the jab. I would’ve thought the Sacagewea coin represented female empowerment. If it’s a symbol of a victory for women, why would she want to be rewarded with an old dead white guy?

Can we please talk about Time Magazine Person of the Year is the #MeToo Silence Breakers and somehow Taylor Swift is on the cover? WTF?

“a story that I think is more interesting and more complicated than the version MPR heard.”

Mmmmmmmmhmmmmm.

That’s most places in America still. What the fuck are they butthurt about?

I was super-duper worried that he’d get asked a tough question, and then he’d be like, really uncomfortable and stuff.

It’s so cool how the New York Times bends over backwards to give a platform and voice to people who want me dead because of the color of my skin.

That’s where you get into the hard discussion of what is justice and avoiding punishment as vengeance.

Felony murder is the technical term for when a person is killed during the commission of another felony, e.g., if you steal a car, and during the getaway, hit and kill someone, no matter what the circumstances are, it’s called “felony murder”. There was a case in Chicago where a couple of guys were stealing something,…

I am pretty sure that is just murder as an accomplice, not felony murder.

I am really tired of the “he wasn’t ACTUALLY touching her in the photo” defense.

I was 11 when it came out and it was my Twilight, I had a hardcore crush on Leonardo DiCaprio complete with posters in my room.

Titanic for me is the episode of Seinfeld when George eats the eclair from the top of the garbage.

First of all, I mention that she’s the second-largest employer in her area. Second of all, this.

Weeel, she did do anepisode where she made (pretended to make?) spicy “Asian” wings, her “men” all wrinkled their noses, and then she was all “jk! here are the REAL wings!”