I misread his name as Fartenhold. I’ve decided to call him that permanently.

They applied for a trademark, not a patent.

Fluoridated water reduces the incidence of tooth decay among both children and adults, and saves money on dental care. It’s a good thing! http://ilikemyteeth.org/fluoridation/effects-of-fluoride/

Donations to the ACLU are actually not tax deductible. If you want the deduction you need to donate to the ACLU Foundation.