Gentle correction - the song is called “Blank Space” - no plural.

who threw left-handed and was rated highly in all the places you would expect Tebow to be.

Why are we even bothering with a Derby this year? Can’t we just save everyone some time and just give the trophy to Omar Infante now?

I mean, it’s understandable that the Titans want the world for the #2 pick. They’re probably still pissed about having Zeus steal it from them.

I don’t know if this counts as a burn, but my 5 year old niece had a kid at school that was making fun of her during recess. Really childish stuff (fittingly) but it was really getting to her. Her mom told her that the kid was just picking on her to get a reaction out of her. So at school the next day she confronted…

Isn't most store bought water just another location's tap water though?

Um, this is entirely unreasonable. Buy one good water bottle that is suitable for reuse and use it forever. Stop buying water bottles. You are indeed a wasteful monster. Make an effort to change your habits because you are clearly in the wrong. You create this problem. Solve it yourself.

That said, Christians make a mean potluck, and they can organize a blood drive like nobody's business. In spite of the research against their character, criminality, and ability to reason through a complex idea, I would still totally let my kid be friends with one. Isn't that how that whole open-mindedness thing…

From this page (emphasis mine):

My daughter died in 2011 when she was five from a malignant brain tumor.

Filming a cop is completely legal. It is not a "gray area."*

Your post is heartbreaking.

Pretty sure the original comment was a joke and it just flew over your head

They do. It is called "Topps Bunt."