DUAN it's been a while,

Holy shit, that might be enough to make me switch teams. Someone wake up FavreFail from his Caligula style evening and ask him if there is room for me.

That picture of Daulerio is what Christian Bale modeled his character in American Psycho after.

Think hard and the name Atacama to you.

Best game Ive watched all year.

Jimmer is the Justin Bieber of hoops. White, adorable, and has made a shitload of Cougars cream in their bloomers.

You should see him, all over town, in his Tangerine Speedo.

Oh god dammit, Donte beat me to it. I swear I looked too.

Cosign, its a little touch and go on my iPhone and iPad. I figured the site was just getting the post Superbowl evil out on Monday, much like I was. When it continued on Tuesday, I knew there was a larger issue, much like with my continuing butt pee.

Is sportsbook shitting the bed for anyone else? I've got a few last minute bets I want to get in, and I can't. Bitch, don't be messin wit my money!

@RMJ=H: But his name is hilarious!!!

@FavreFAIL: It's so 2000 and late!!!

Two minutes for roughing? That's harsh. I just got probation.

@PolkPanther: Comment Ninja may be in need of a bullpen stint.

@Murray Hewitt: Ive had one too many Cytheria comments, I must recuse myself.

Duan Jim Rice,

@7MinuteAbs: Quito, and then find the tours. Otherwise they all take American money. Get there first, then do it, it will save you shitloads. Plus, Quito is the shit.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Some swarthy French guy told me they existed. Naturally I assumed he's full of shit.

@WashingtonForeskins: Pre-op.

@TheConeheadGuarantee: Rusty Kuntz, the old baseball player, always gets a laugh out of me.