@Phil Mickelsons Man Tits: Don't leave out the female orgasm.

Has anyone seen the gloriousness that is Andrei Kirilenko's hair? It's like cancerous Janey Slater's from Watchmen, only blonde and slightly thicker. I am must making the sex to that.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Castor Semenya, Questionsble (Gender)

@Tulos_Mullet: Heath Ledger - Out (Twins, Olson)

@Tulos_Mullet: Shawn Green - Out (Sins)

$3 million? Boosting usually just costs me a $9 bottle of whiskey and a turkey baster.

His mom should have taken the stairs, 28 years ago. Face first.

@Always Winning: Like the exact opposite of crapping on a warm toilet?

@Always Winning: Oh come on. My Cincy Svengals joke didn't kill?

@Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: Got black ops. Name is doddsauce.

@Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: Dexter and Weeds.

@norbizness: Nonsense, I've seen you in the sausage making threads.

@Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: Yeah, me being in California, I'm a step behind in the early threads.

Attention span DUAN,

@DukesDawg: St Marys is the kinda hot girl that you drink with and think is really cool and all you end up with is a handy.

@FIFA-Thespian-Federation: A man gotsta have a code.

@Telemundo: There we go!! I knew we had one.

East Coast bias. There are some good teams out here too. Oreg.....UCL.....Stanf...Gonzag.....Ummm....nevermind. I'll drink and watch a fishing show or Giada.

Who has time for sons?

@Tulos_Mullet: There is no spoon.