Man, imagine these guys announcing Cavs-Rockets. “Harden for three—no good. Ah, he couldn’ care less, he’s having a ball, loves life and exercise.” “Out of bounds, they’re reviewing to see who touched it last. Doesn’t really matter, does it.”

My predictions:

Yes!!

If Rachel is the bachelorette, I AM HERE FOR IT. I love her.

I’m still waiting for a competent physician to examine him. If he was my father I wouldn’t let him go shopping by himself let alone run a country.

THIS WAS YOUR FUCKING CHOICE WHITE AMERICAN CHRISTIANITY

Does anyone else take a periodic break from the news? I don’t want to bury my head in the sand, but each one of these stories (ranging from him being an insensitive moron to committing absolute atrocities) makes my brain hurt more and more. How did this ever happen? How did 63 million people vote for this 70 year old…

Can you imagine if Obama had done anything even remotely so disrespectful to religious people? But I’ll bet Donald gets a pass.

When they went to the inauguration? Dead.

I AM HERE FOR THIS

God, I love Samantha Bee. That is all.

Did you *read* the article and at least get some context for why it might make sense to sometimes use a separate email account and why that fact, in and of itself, is not grounds for fucking criminal charges?!?

Maybe I’m not understanding your comment. But, you do see the hypocrisy in them using private email accounts right?

The dude, like all narcissists has super thin skin. Honestly, mockery is the best approach to a narcissist. His reactions to being mocked and disrespected are what will lead him to severe enough executive over-reach to face impeachment.

We did vote. The majority of voters didn’t want him.

My democratic ideals also tell me to raise fucking hell when someone is attacking our civil liberties and frankly attacking our democratic ideals.

Somehow, 4% of people manage to have no opinion.

I've made a point to complain less over the past couple years. Especially about stuff that doesn't matter. Sure, air travel sucks, but when I land and my family asks how the flight was, I say it was fine, because even though the flight was slightly delayed and the seats were uncomfortable, that is hardly out of the…