“Officers determined that the gun Wayne was flashing was actually a BB gun and found that the two people who appeared with Wayne in synchronized black skull t-shirts did not break any laws besides a few fashion rules.”

“Length of checking history” - cool, so if don’t like your bank, you might be penalized for moving to a different one? Or is it total history of simply having a checking account?

When I was commuting, my breakfast routine was, “What have I got to eat in the car right now?” I kept a lot of boxes from Costco in the back of my car and when I finally got down to nothing but Pop-Tarts and trail mix, then it was time to make another Costco run. The Monday morning after my Costco visit was like…

My breakfast routine: what can I eat in the car this morning?

I need proof that these habits of over-achievement actually result in some sort of actual achievement. And having a tidy home or clear skin does not qualify.

This is clearly a contradiction and should be disqualifying from the “High Achiever” status this person claims to hold.

Opening the windows to let in fresh air then burning incense sounds like the perfect morning routine for someone whose idea of overachieving is ticking off as many lifestyle memes as possible. Maybe just pick one or the other? A lot of these lives seem more like performance art than real substance. And probably have…

It would certainly be justified.

Learning more about the things that are going on in the world is a quick way to improve your knowledge of things going on in the world.

Can someone please explain to me how the extremely numerous religious “homosexuality is a sin!” conservative voters of SC are apparently completely oblivious to the fact that Lindsay Graham is very gay?

If you have information about these events that the rest of us don’t, why don’t you testify?  Also, about this “thoroughly boring nominee”, why did his supporters have to hide so much information about him from the Senate if he was so boring?  Supporters of a boring nominee would provide all information about them and…

A Bryan Goldberg machine is a device designed to perform a simple task incorrectly.

It is going to get much much worse before it gets better. Everyone. has. to. fucking. vote. OK State Senate just flipped two Republican seats, it can happen.

1) Congratulations on the wedding!

This is so deliciously good.