I'm a good white person, and I'll be honest. I don't know what to do with myself, either.

Deadspin is not your freshman philosophy seminar. Just FYI.

Pitino might actually want to watch the film and take some notes given that Savannah State was able to hold out for 15 minutes before scoring.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.

Beer snobs are so fucking annoying. Why do people care what flavor of beer another person decides to drink?

Can someone sum this up for me in a paragraph or less?

I'd say these pastel-like colors are better suited for WASPs.

I'm probably going to get shredded up for typing this post, but I feel like there's probably others like me who had a similar experience this weekend - but maybe I'm the only one:

I feel like I'm in good shape. I'm 27 and usually run 8 minute miles for about three miles a couple times a week. 7:05 for 26 miles is INSANELY FAST.

Just for clarity, they don't actually take the tip off.

Look, nobody's going to mistake Kluwe for Guy, Lechler, or even Scifres. I'm not saying that.