*checks self*

And yet the NFL is OK with obscenities like “GABBERT” and “OSWEILER”

Cards Really Really Really Against Humanity

I would love keyboard and mouse support, but the practical side of me agrees with you. The reason consoles thrive is because of their simplicity, and the ability to play from the couch. Even if they enable this, few will take advantage of it. There won’t be enough of them online in a given game at a given time to…

Fuck off.

Oh sure, when a Rolls Royce owner commissions a statue of his mistress, it’s “a graceful little goddess, the Spirit of Ecstasy.” But when I do it, it’s “I want a divorce” and “why would you destroy our family?”

I hate Bezos and Amazon so fucking much, just last week I only ordered nine different things.

This is not right. These people came to the United States for help. I don’t fucking care if people think we should be focusing inward on ourselves - I’m not a narcissistic assfuck like our president. We have the resources to help these people. And we have the fucking resources to help our own people too. And fuck…

Let’s hold hands and run away with the rest of the people who are in danger from this kind of crap.

You have a way of explaining things so I can understand them. You’re like Forrest Gump’s Mama. Thank you.

Modestly fucked. However, the level of fucked we’re currently resigned to can be described as “just the tip.” We really don’t want to keep billowing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere and force the whole shaft in there.

Don’t even joke about that

Slaughter, no..no.. Eet have heart attack. Very unhealthy, maybe should have not bark so much. Quiet dog live longer

So...................................... you want me to turn off my adblock?

I thought this episode was fucking phenomenal. I was completely engrossed in it the entire time. I feel like the last three episodes have just been superb storytelling.

That’s what it’s all about, right there.

This is the Buick Regal that interests me

I don’t know but maybe - hear me out- trump isn’t sending the best and brightest white men to represent the US.

“I’m not gonna respond to a letter from the president’s outside counsel.”