I’m embarrassed for this guy. Like painfully embarrassed for him.

First prototype model:

Yeah the whole notion that he’s just young and dumb doesn’t fly. If you’re old enough to legally operate a vehicle, you should be held just as accountable as any other motorist for your actions.

Life without parole for Mustang driver should be sufficient. Let the piece of shit rot in the darkest of holes.

It’s important to note he wasn’t prosecuted because of his despicable views and actions. He was prosecuted because he openly and obviously broke federal election laws. He admitted to it. He wasn’t unfairly sentenced, either.

“It’s all going according to the plan”

The best way to not have wars is to trade with countries. We may engage in some saber rattling here and there, but ultimately, trade keeps things settled overall. Historically the world is at its most peaceful when trade is the most free. A trade deficit is a shit ton cheaper than a full blown cold war.

It’s almost like voting matters...or something.

He was my favorite too, seemed like he was really having fun.

I like gin. What’s it to you?

But a good way to get back on your feet is to miss two car payments.

This is exactly right.
He’s a protection racket that still burns your fucking store down after you pay him.

Freaking awesome. Not much else to say.

Man, that guy banging his wife had a pretty shitty day.

Transcript of the meeting:

I have it on the highest authority that he was actually attempting to catch a roadrunner.

Or um the fuel?

Ohh this show. Zombies: ok, sure, I’ll give you that one.

the lawmakers want to know if Trump or anyone from his organization violated the law in signing a deal to license the president’s name to a theme park development in Indonesia

I see no difference between the kind of christian civilization these nut jobs want and sharia law.