Limited my ass. I learned more from your comment than I did from my high school physics teacher.

“Nassar countered with, ‘Can we just say that i am sick?’”

Just finished my build last month: what this project might have looked like 20 years ago. Still gotta get those lawnmowers though.

And this is how you lose your shit. I’m dad and since it’s my money, this is now my account. Which I will cancel after taking your shit. Also thanks for agreeing to paint the house. And our neighbors. You’re also grounded for a...Wait for it. Fortnight. Dad wins.

Lets be honest, that situation is exactly the kind of highlight reel play we’ll see flooding reddit and what not a week or 2 after launch. This is a series where people fly a jet plane, jump from their plane, shoot a rocket at the guy tring to take them down, parachute and then somehow end up in their jet again.

Seriously..get this dumbass out of office. With every thing he does he’s literally unraveling another thread of the republic. Like it’s universal stupidity that’s running the country right now.

Phone financing through my carrier is same-as-cash (no interest). I bought my house outright, but I finance my iPhones, because I have a really hard time saying no to free money.

So You Want To Buy A 2018 Ford EcoSport

“Are y’all lookin for a gun-crazed, middle aged, white guy who acts like his suburb is a warlord-controlled region of Afghanistan and fetishizes his daughter’s sexuality? Then I’m your fuckin’ guy. Vote Kemp. We’ll take this country back to a time that never even existed, except in my imagination.”

the democratic party is fucking joke.

Anyone who’d turn down a starting job to remain a backup clearly doesn’t have what it takes to win a championship.

Well in the dealership’s defense, she was buying a Fiat. Good enough reason as any to check for a human brain.

Why would they take the good and sensible positioning of the sticks on a PS4 controller and ruin them by putting them in the bad and uncomfortable position of the X Box controller?

“Circular firing squad” gets misused a ton by people who can’t handle impassioned debate within the Democratic Party and/or the left, but this is definitely the worst example of it that I’ve ever seen.

Yep. It’s fucked the country over twice in the last 18 years and it looks like it’s only going to continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

Paul Ryan deserves a bad time and if there where any justice in this world he would spend the rest of his life needing the very same programs he worked his entire political life cutting and gutting.

Now, this is how you troll. Mariachi band, tacos, and decent people! Thumbs up to everyone who participated and made this troll fiesta happen.

Imagine living in a world where a professional athlete doesn’t have to put up money to pay for the funerals of children who were slaughtered for the crime of going to school.

If only access to all that military firepower were restricted to those with military training. It’s a novel concept, I know, but I mean... maybe?