Meanwhile, on NJ Transit...

You’re complicating this. This is nice, but it’s much much simpler.

1. Buy model / toy cars
2. Remove from packaging
3. Display them on your desk or shelf, or move them around on your desk while you’re on the phone
4. Make car noises
5. Offer zero fucks.

Ya know, even though no one is actually trying to take these idiots’ guns away - they sure seem to continuously demonstrate good reasons why we should take their guns away.

I....I don’t think these people understand how politics works. A DACA fix is broadly popular, and now that Trump scuttled a compromise that included money for and Republican leadership won’t bring a bill that could pass to the floor, DACA is now an issue for the midterms that could lead people to vote for Democrats.…

All trump supporters are racist fucking scum. There are no moderate Republicans. There is no moderate GOP. They are the party of trump. They are racists. Fuck every one of them forever.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

I’m pretty sure you can be both. Sunlight is the best disinfectant, but cleaning up can be super gross

Should I be happy that these fucksticks are being called out publicly, or disappointed that it seems like there are so many of them?

Fortnite has clearly become one of those games like Rocket League or Minecraft, where the developer only really has to focus on this one game for the rest of their existence. They can constantly add, alter, expand, and just keep the game breathing and alive as long as the playerbase continues to stay as strong as it…

Exactly. Not everyone’s lifestyle accommodates hanging on to a car forever and dealing with the mine-field of unexpected issues and bills. Especially when it comes to ze Germans.

....reaching a maximum speed of 15 mph.

You there! Fill it up with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanized my tires, post-haste.

At least the car salesmen just fuck you metaphorically.

Entitled is a strong word lol. Many new cars are virtually interchangeable and offer nothing to the driver other than whatever features are “hot” at that moment. If your main attraction is the features, suddenly 2-3 years down the road your feature set doesn’t seem too good compared to whats new. When cars become like…

Dude looks like the human (or at least anthropomorphic) version of a fart.

I want to interview an American politician, ask him his religion (it’s probably going to be Christian), then read him a bible verse about rape, or murder, or rape-murders, or genocide, or slavery.

Try a 911..?

I wish I could feel that way about cars as it would save a lot of money.

Have you considered maybe not owning Fords?