Do not forget the lunatic American evangelical christians that want the Jews to return to Israel, accept Christ or be damned and get the Apocalypse rolling.

Hey some of us have other types of jobs that we don’t do

For six figures, you’d like your 4x4 to have a likely less powerful, certainly less reliable, and much harder to service engine?

How are they not?

These are the next muscle cars.

I would totally put a black plate on all my cars. I’ve never cared about the “black plate = old” thing. I like matching things to my paint.

Shouldn’t the White House be more worried about the lack of natural, organic intelligence before promoting artificial intelligence?

“But they’re also not people that would easily assimilate into the United States, into our modern society. They’re overwhelmingly rural people. In the places they come from, fourth-, fifth-, sixth-grade educations are kind of the norm.”

Keeping your keys in car is a smart move. Nothing kills a party like some bartender confiscating them because youve had like 15 drinks or whatever

If a car breaks down in the bridge, a cocaine-laden helicopter comes and plucks it off the roadway. It’ll be fun.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.... what’s this nuclear Take on Tokyo Drift?????

Because they have a population of over 81,000,000 people that would love to have the opportunity to buy our products and services? Because a non-hostile Iran is much, much better than an openly hostile Iran? Because they have a ton of oil, and hold great influence over the global supply and price?

You’re not helping. Tell me how to have those Twitter clips displayed without turning off Adblock.

Russia, Russia, Russia...

That’s not flying, that is falling with style.

This economy is overdue for a correction, and it’s likely to come as a result of inflation and rising interest rates. The subprime auto loan implosion isn’t likely to be as bad as the subprime home loan disaster, but it’s going to be ugly.

Do boot straps come in child sizes? Better get pulling kids!

Grimes: You? Went into outer space? You?

This can only end one way...