It’s Florida, EVERYTHING can, and will, be worse than you think.

Agreed, I was actually talking with my fiancee about this the other day... the fact that any idiot can go buy a Plaid/Hellcat/Demon/911 Turbo S and drive it around normal streets is crazy.

Top-class air travel is the perfect use case for champagne. You drink your fizzy beverage while watching the unwashed masses* shuffle back to their lesser seats. And, with a few drinks you sleep better in your semi-comfortable (business) or unbelievably comfortable (first class) seats.

Why the hell didn’t you order champagne before takeoff? That’s the entire point of business/first class. Lie-flat seating is just a bonus.

This. Why can’t I do this through Docusign on my phone, like everything else? The only reason I should go to the dealership is to pick up keys, or to have a trade-in appraised.

Same. I wish it was defeatable like those godawful stop/start systems.

My Giulia has a warning that says when the system is blinded by rain; it chimes, a warning illuminates, and it says something like “automatic braking disabled” on the dash screen.

I believe so but IIRC the context was “it’s for their own good because being married sucks and everyone gets divorced” or something, y’know, funny. Not like this crap Chappelle pulled.

I accept this description completely and unequivocably.

Upon review I am sure you’re right it, just doesn’t show up well in the pictures. I hate those polished strips in the hood.

I still like this look, especially on such an overstyled car, but why did they forget to black out the window trim and exhaust tips? Both are easy to fix and they’re the only silver color still on the car.

Ahh, the art of data analysis. One single datapoint is indeed very rarely interesting or informative.

Bike Law makes me picture Dog the Bounty Hunter, just wearing a helmet and a suit jacket.

My assumption was also that the dealership owner buys these to enjoy them for a bit, then moves them on using their own storefront. I can’t say I woudn’t do the same if I owned a dealership.

Yeah I was going to say... our SQ5 and Giulia have these radical things called “buttons” and “knobs” which can be used to adjust climate control settings, volume, and more! Maybe they’ll catch on some day...

Did he have a fake nose in Tropic Thunder? Definitely big arms (which Tom Cruise specifically requested) and a fat suit... I guess “fake nose” becomes somewhat of a gray area when someone is basically fully covered in prosthetics.

Agreed... “company spending money to get ready to bring a product to market” is pretty unsurprising, and neither is the scale of spend given how complex the product is.

I initially thought “doing donuts” at first also but I’m now pretty sure that’s the smoke screen gadget referenced in the article.

Agreed. Demon Speeding is up there, too.