Lol that one is exceptionally crazy but any air-cooled Porsche engine looks alien, especially from underneath.

That still leaves Mazda. All their models look great.

A lot of VW and Audi guys run tow hook brackets since, to the point of this article, the cars clearly weren’t designed for American-spec plates. From my more heavily modified B8 A4 days I recall that model-specific versions exist but there are also universal ones out there.

Yup. The ‘86 Monte Carlo SS I had during high school in the mid-00's would burn and leak (don’t know which percentage went which way) a quart of oil every week/few hundred miles and it never left me stranded. Those ancient, understressed engines can go forever; I’m sure it’s still out there somewhere making a lot of…

Those are only RWD, also. This is a V10 + manual + AWD for better snow donuts.

Roe v. Wade, no?

Not mentioned: how the hell much does this thing weigh?

PPSh-41 was my go-to SMG. And the trench gun shotty RIPPED for closer-quarters matches.

World at War was SO good. COD4 (original) was the best in the series, followed by WaW in my opinion. So many hours drinking crappy beer and playing those games back in college. M40A3 and Springfield with no scope were my jams.

I think Singer has you covered, on all counts.

They were in Tony Hawk (Worlds Collide), and Shaun Palmer Pro Snowboarder (Bombshell) which was another amazing game. And both songs absolutely shred.

I get that, to an extent, but for me it’s less enjoying the fact that I own it and more because it’s an ego stroke to say “I have a Rolex” and “I have a 911" and I don’t like that I like it (if that makes sense).

I’m not going to be pedantic, I see what you’re saying and that is valid if you’re looking at it that way. That being said, most people evaluate things as a “car” more holistically in terms or all functionality, features, and performance (by all metrics not just 0-60).

We rented one of those in the Azores last year, and it was an abject piece of shit. Diesel, manual, SUV/minivan/wagon thing should be a fun combo, but it handled like garbage, the interior was crap, and I swear I’ve never driven anything so slow in my life.

Interior quality is absolutely a merit (or a demerit in this case). In the past 3 car searches my household has conducted, at least one vehicle was discounted each time due to a crap or non-intuitive interior.

If you’d suggest that it looks like a Macan, I’d be with you.

Because it doesn’t support your baseless inference?

Just order that specific style and size? I now buy pants online, after finally finding specific sizes and styles that fit.

I can afford one, so apparently my opinion counts?