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70 is pretty old, especially for a guy who at least dabbled in ALL the drugs.

I mean... it’s a poster tho

Update: He broke his leg.

Oh fuck off you lying ingratiating attention whore. You did not make the connection all on your lonesome, you saw this reported elsewhere first.

He didn’t sock her in the jaw, for one thing.

except for that scene where he walks out to life the lever to turn the power on so the plans can be broadcast out... Storm Troopers up until that point in the fight had some pretty awesome aim. All of a sudden none of them can hit the blind man walking a slow, straight line at them. So while he may not have USED The

I mean Chirrut basically uses the force.

Everyone has a right to an opinion, but this does not change your employment status for those who are full time.

Cut it in half and squeeze it out urself like a man. You don’t have to buy it prepackaged. Whiney ass millennial.

SBNation’s SEO-bait headline was even more golden

That puts Fassbender in a better position than Eddie Redmayne, who had a disastrous audition for Kylo Ren.

FUCK! That would’ve been terrible. I legitimately shuddered when I read this.

but I don’t believe it’s flawless

Really? You walked out feeling like you didn’t get your money’s worth? Exactly how high were your expectations if the simple price of a movie ticket wasn’t validated for you?

Frankly, the move away from Jedi/Republic = good, Sith/Empire = Bad, is the best thing that came out of Rogue One. Seeing the Rebels be selfish dicks, and seeing heroes working to topple the Empire from within is what made the movie, really.

Because *insert 80s reference*

I don’t understand the fascination with Barb.

I mean, the dude’s husband is allowed to dislike the Trumps, but questioning why she isn’t flying “private” is both meaningless and dickish.

let’s hope Rey’s training scenes are better than the descriptions and hints they’re putting out

“It’s a very careful storytelling process because you don’t want to frustrate the audience,”

Oh, man, I can’t wait ‘til this bodyshaming football post gets spliced to Jezebel!