This is what I get for zoning out halfway through.

Drivers and Police get grumpy with them because they (cyclists) only follow the laws of traffic when it suits them. Run a red light or stop sign, no problem i’m a bike i can do it. Cross multiple lanes of traffic at once, “it’s ok i’m on a bike”. Ride between the lines of cars stopped in heavy traffic or at alight,…

It is tragic when someone dies so young and so randomly. Having said that, no amount of wishing will put bikes on equal footing with vehicle in the USA... and people on bikes need to drive that way.when I ride in the city I don’t act like another car. I don’t even act like a pedestrian. I act like the person at…

Such bullshit.  I only had one parent in the house I turned out (looks at deadspin commenting history)...touche, Chauncey, touche.  

wow deadspin sucks.

It is true that having two parents in the household is strongly correlated with better outcomes for children.

Or perhaps it’s possible to preserve a theoretical ideal (an intact, loving, married, two-biological-parent household) and appreciate the instances where reality actually lives up to it without confusing it for criticism of any reality that happened not to.  

It seems blindingly self-evident that that’s what happened.

This is so lame, in a way that only #brands know how to be lame. I wonder if the USWNT asked these various pro sports team to send out these tweets, and gave them this stupid as hell template. This seems like way too coordinated of an effort across various pro sports league to have been done without their involvement. …

...that is partnered with the league he is, in theory, supposed to be covering aggressively and adversarially.

Dude - you guys are coming with the hard fucking takes.

Yeah, Woj is on some bullshit for this. In unrelated news, click here to save $20 on Apple’s newest airpods!

This is such an embarrassing blog post

It’s a dude who breaks trades and signings. It’s not like he’s doing hard journalism on human rights abuses (save for when he’s discussing the NCAA).

Yeah, no.

Hating the rich led to democracy? Please provide any source you smug liar. I defy you to find the hatred of the rich that led the greeks to invent democracy. The greeks who invented democracy WERE THE RICHEST PEOPLE IN GREECE. Civil rights? Are you kidding? The Klan was made up of poor white people upset that…

Nope, except they often aren't employable.

Has hating on the rich ever led to anything good for anyone who isn't a revolutionary or a potential politician?

Not half as obnoxious as jealous people whining about it.

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