I worked at a Tim Horton’s one summer, and that order clock drove me nuts. It felt disgustingly like a Skinner box.

My name means azure in Turkish. Blue. I take personal offense that you think blue is not a name.

As I said, Blue is a great name.

I have long thought that Blue Ivy was a nice name unfairly lumped in with terrible celebrity baby names.

I’ll venture a guess and say that anyone who pushes for this stunt probably doesn’t have any sort of awareness of laws and is impulsive to a fault.

It literally took me 5 seconds to find this video of someone shooting through three phone books with a Desert Eagle:

I don’t think people grasp how HUGE a Desert Eagle .50 cal pistol is and the size of the bullet.

This is a tragic scenario for her and especially for her children, who will now grow up with a mother in jail and a dead father.

What, you mean that a .50 caliber pistol round, designed to be primarily used for hunting very big game or punching through substantial body-armour and still injuring or killing the target in warfare, wouldn’t be stopped by a fucking book?

I’m like you, that guy’s name makes me stomp my foot and say “I KNEW IT” because the worst, worst people are always associated with him, the kinds of people I try not to talk about. Paris Hilton got caught smuggling blow in her cooch for him if I’m not mistaken, which is about the sleaziest thing I will ever write.

Great episode! Matt was a surprisingly engaging and refreshing interview subject. Also a great reminder that young kids are insanely impressionable, but at least he sounds pretty self aware.

This is one of the best episodes of this podcast. Possibly the best episode...

I don’t generally find myself agreeing with Lindsey Lohan, but she’s right about Paris.

I had no idea Matt was so young (and I always assumed the creator was a woman) and I’ve been reading his tumblr for a very long time. I really miss the glory days of Lindsay and Paris getting out of cars, legs akimbo and free-vaginaing it. Celebs getting arrested all over the place. T-MOBILE SIDEKICKS. Also the perfect…

Iggy Azalea: absolutely not. She had a complete disregard for black culture. Fucking moron. I watched her career dissolve and it fascinated me.

I just sort of skimmed the article, but I think I got the gist of it.

Aye. And unfortunately, even common sense solutions like mandatory sterilization for pit bulls (which has been very successful in San Francisco) get a massive backlash in most cities. Even though mandatory sterilization laws would not only be a plus for public safety but a plus for preventing unnecessary pit bull…

Yep. It’s so silly how people can watch labs constantly jump into water or border collies herd kids around, and know that those are breed behaviors......but when a fighting type dog “snaps” and mauls a shih tzu to death, “it’s the owner, not the breed.”

That’s a big part of it. There’s also the contingent of owners who buy pitbulls out of a sense of service—people for whom normalizing the breed has become a personal cause. They mean very well. But too many of them don’t respect the havoc the animals can do or how quickly the switch can be flipped.

Part of the issue is they’re currently flooding animal shelters in most large cities, and therefore being adopted in great numbers by people who aren’t equipped to handle them. Including families with children....I think if those families saw how insanely overrepresented pit bulls are in child deaths caused by dog…