HIDE THEM FROM THE TRUMP MEN!!! Otherwise, Donnie Jr. will be walking around with a giraffe tail in hand and his nasty fur-wearing wife will be wearing a brown spotted coat soon. They are murderers.

She didn’t leave, she was fired. I was SO Team Megan Fox when Megan Fox was a thing. Not saying she was a great actress or anything, but she was one of the first I noticed explicitly calling out the disgusting misogyny of Hollywood’s power system. I also noticed how quickly they blackballed her and destroyed her…

I love that in the picture of Leonardo di Caprio et al, it is very obvious to me that I would not even look twice at any of them if they were walking down the street. Yes, Leo can act, and he cleans up real nice, but they all just look like average dads now, no matter how single and famous they are.

Wait, is “mastiff” a euphemism here or are we actually talking dogs?

He also makes loads of pedo jokes and references in his movies which can only mean one thing....

Good call. Didn’t Megan Fox have major issues with his misogynistic tendencies and left the Transformers franchise? He’s such a d-bag, I hope his shitty new Transformers tanks.

The first one happened to Megan Fox. Ugh why is he such a scumbag?

MICHAEL BAY. He does this all the time as auditions: he made one female lead come over to his home and wash his car while he watched, and he drove another out into the dessert in skimpy clothes, and watched her walk and sweat in the heat. A few women have disclosed their experiences publicly.

You know those MAs and MBAs from for-profit, on-line “Universities” are not real degrees, right?

Exactly! They just wanted a trust fund baby (like the type of woman who becomes an editorial assistant for Conde Nast) and said that all of the free clothes I’d get would make up for the crappy salary. No thanks.

Since you asked, I used to work at Holt Renfrew (in Canada), which is the rough equivalent of Neiman Marcus, or Nordstrom.

Keeping in mind this was close to ten years ago, but in my experience, it’s kind of a crapshoot. I worked menswear, and off the top of my head, I would have gladly pushed brands like Paul Smith, APC, Zegna, or Fillipa K. What they had in common was a focus on good fabrics, classic details, and of course, good fit. And…

i worked at a fashion magazine as a styling assistant, and i was shocked at the quality of the dolce looks when they came in. i knew they were samples that had been schlepped from shoot to shoot, but the clothing itself was poorly constructed, flimsy, and lacking weight. same with prada also, although prada was a bit…

Ooh, I got a job offer to be the top executive assistant and Alice & Olivia and I laughed in their face when they told me the salary. It was 35K and I was making 75K at the time at another assistant job (This was approx. 10 years ago). They seemed to assume that I’d be fine with that salary because of the cachet…

I actually found a D&G shirt at a designer thrift store (I know, I know) when I was in college. It was like $10 because it had some weird manufacturing defect that wasn’t actually all that noticeable. What was noticeable was the hole that happened after one wear and a hand wash. Could have been a knock-off. Who knows.…

Hope your printed pieces of paper will help you much when you’re languishing in unemployment after your Russian traitor king nuked the economy.

I’m reminded of this excellent quote from Lemony Snicket:

I could care less what Melania wears, but as a former “luxury” clothing salesperson, I can say without a doubt that D&G is only popular because of marketing, and definitely not because of quality. Not only did we get way more D&G returns than any other brand, but a lot of their stuff visibly looked shitty. It was…

You know, looking at this D&C thing, I always find it fascinating those who have chosen to go down with Donald and/or Melania. Like, these people know they are trash, and even Donald and Melania know they’re trash, which is why they work so hard (and fail) to be anything other than trash. These folks know that Trump…

The clothes are just bad and Melania is basic with no personality. The only interesting thing about Melania is Laura Benanti’s impersonation of Melania.