Terrorist. Lets call him a terrorist because that’s what he is.

That’s what I said once in another celebrity divorce post! I’d love to hear them say “We don’t like each other anymore. No, we’re not the best of friends, it isn’t amicable, and there’s no point in asking you to respect our privacy when we are pretty sure you won’t. We don’t even really know what’s the point in…

Just once, I’d like to read an honest divorce announcement. That reads like something their publicist already had on file, it’s the most generic, empty statement I’ve ever heard

I saw that! He’s as bad as that photobombing squirrel from a few years ago; he pops up everywhere;

Gauthier is adorable.

Look, without making myself completely doxxable, I will say that this falls under my wheelhouse of expertise and as far as I can tell, the truth of the matter is that this was a truly impossible situation for Comey. “Sources and methods” may be a vague concept for most people, but the reality is that years of work and…

How can we not with this specimen to choose from?

Yall remember that Boondocks episode with... damn i forget the characters name but Cee lo green was the voice and he supposedly had beef with “Ann Coulter”? They didn’t hate each other, just did it for ratings, and “Ann” was actually dating a black man. That’d be some shit if Wale and Teresa were dating on the dl.

Macron looks so handsome and put together. trump looks so wrinkled, bloated, and gross. Why did my ancestors ever leave Europe?

My video player is not behaving on my phone. So I’ve yet to watch video of what actually occured. Please, please, PLEASE tell me the huge “Fuck you! I’m going to pretend you’re not even present” Macron gave to #45 is really just as amazing as described? Does it look spontaneous? I wonder if it was it pre-planned? Was…

In the dominant position? His fingers aren’t even long enough to wrap around Macron’s...

It’s like his childhood all over again.

I think I’m more proud of coming up with that nickname than I am of my children.

You could just hear them laughing and saying “Obama!” “Obama!!!!” “Aw, Barack...” in their French and German accents.

The Trumpanzees’ comments on that Twitter are absolutely hilarious— “You guys would rather have a beta male Muslim-loving cuck, haw haw” and “You can CLEARLY see that Trump’s hand is in the dominant position and Macron’s is in the submissive position!”

“Zaphod Cheetolbrox” is the best thing I’ve read all day. You are one hoopy frood.

I was being facetious, but Poe’s Law.

The best part of that handshake today was when Macron totally pulled back and then slapped Donnie’s arm at the end. So fantastic I wanted to be French.

I feel the same way as an American reading a Trump article. I’m like “wow, do people just think I’m admiring his smoked turkey colored skin? How his face melts into his neck? His millionaire on a ketchup diet bod? How his suits perfectly contour his ego?” It’s the curse of having a super hot leader.

Trudeau: Did he try that handshake bullshit on you?
Macron: Oh yeah, he totally did. Thanks for the tips.