AHHHHH

The dumbest part of Sharpova’s return is how some commentators and media are trying to paint her as some player who is returning from injury, instead of a ban. That’s why the players like Genie are calling her out and rightfully so.

With this public display in two weeks, I say August, making a December/January wedding perfectly palatable for the Spare.

engagement announcement coming in September. bookmark me

American Airlines Regional Jet CRJ-700 First Class seating pictured below. The same type used for the flight.

Wow. So black woman pays to have two tickets upgraded, and when it comes time to move a person out, the leave the non-paying white woman in first class.

If you look back and Naomi Campbell’s early stuff, she had exactly ONE expression too, but it was an interesting one, unlike Kendall’s. She looks like the shot of demerol has just hit. Campbell looked like she wasn’t going to tell you something you really want to know. And she learned fast, within two years she could…

Legend vibes

Kendall is pretty. Pretty boring! But all the major fashions rags mags can airbrush that into the glossy alien looks they skew to.

Controversial opinion: Kendall Jenner is bad.

Have you seen her work for La Perla? She’s not wrong that she’s hardly ever hot.

Yes. Her mother thought “Gigi” was a training manual.

And I, middle aged, stretched marked, nearly 50 with a disabled husband, will do the same if the Kardashian’s dissolve as peacefully as the first generation of Hilton’s. May Kendall and Kylie lose Instagram followers, be cropped out of more photos, and Anna Wintour delete their phone numbers. I shall forever devote…

Wait. Hunter Daily Salomon is Rick Salomon’s daughter. Conrad Hilton is Paris Hilton’s brother. Rick and Paris made the sex tape...and then her little brother dated his daughter? I know that’s not incest, but....ugh.

Undeserved peak Kendall Jenner. She was made a high-fashion model but she’s not it. If you compare her to the greats, she’ll always be Kendall Jenner in different clothes. She has no capacity to disappear into looks or be a chameleon.

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my…

“E.G. Daily emphasized to TMZ that her daughter’s former beau is in critical need of mental health treatment.”

Can we collectively make a deal right now that this is peak Kendall Jenner? We all need to agree or it won’t work.

A girl who was seemingly conceived, incubated, hatched, trained, conditioned and indoctrinated to be an object of sexual desire as the sole purpose of her existence and her only contribution to society is saying that she doesn’t get to be objectified enough? Do I have the right read on this one?