Until even Squarespace and Audible refuse to buy ad space.

Richard Simmons is the sweetest guy. My mother is the author of a bunch of beach-read/comedy crime books. They sell well and she has great fan base but she never thought that a celebrity was reading them.

I really hope this means people will stop following him and writing stories about how he is ‘missing’. That podcast was truly invasive and irresponsible. This man owes nothing to anyone- he can ghost just like any other human being. His closest relatives and friends have repeatedly states that he’s fine, and two…

Yep. I am sure all that constant energy, cheer and genuine care for his fans would be exhausting to maintain if he’s feeling under the weather.

Completely agree. He just radiates love and kindness. My cynical soul loves Richard Simmons unironically and unreservedly.

so true. i love this guy.

While I often value privacy above all else, including for celebrities, there is only a handful of people in this world as cheerful and kind as Richard Simmons. His good cheer made me a slightly less dark, dour human being in college so therefore yes, I’m going to worry about him and wish him great happiness in his…

It’s extra bullshit because if you look at the latest update on his gofundme, he’s claiming it’s not plagiarism because the original artist “stole” the image of Michelle Obama from a photographer, aka she reimagined a conventional portrait without changing the pose and that’s totally the same thing as lifting an image…

Inspired is way different from copying. The guy stole her artwork and claimed it as his own. It’s BS to claim it’s found work whatever the hell that means. He found it through a Google image search.

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.

Not just any toilet but the “worst toilet in Scotland.”

nope. Trainspotting. That baby...

You remembered just fine. Anyone thinking Trainspotting glorified anything is straight up stupid. Pretty sure that movie is why I didn’t do drugs in high school - I didn’t want to shit my bed.

and a fistful of acclaimed drug films helping secure its place among the major substances of the decade.

How many women couldn’t get VC funding for things that are actually useful and maybe help people while this dude-bro was raking in the sweet startup cash?

Unbelievable what people will spend money on - they will pay for a machine to squeeze juice out of a bag. I buy fruit and squeeze it - saved $400! Actually I eat the fruit, unless I’m squeezing a lime of lemon in cooking or drinkies - because it’s better for you to eat the whole fruit.

He retweeted Ijeoma Oluo’s Rachel Dolawhitelady interview this week and I literally squealed out loud in delight for her.

hey girl, whats ursine?