Donald: this is the deal, take it or leave it!

Unless you’re taking about slavery. Then it was 1,000 years ago and everyone should shut up it’s over!

This, folks, is the great negotiator, Donald J. Trump, at work. Not hard to see why he’s run so many businesses into the ground....

Never stop reminding Republicans that they had 7 years to come up with a replacement. 7 years.

What’s hilarious about all of this is that if you take him at his word (i.e. that Obamacare is a horrible system that is hurting people), then he’s essentially willing to saddle America with terrible healthcare out of SPITE.

And I have to sit there and hold my tongue while they tell me that unions are only interested in exploiting their members to maximize their profits. I’m not even making this up.

how you gonna threaten me with a gift, don?

If you told me radiation was bad because it hurt “corporations,” I would feel slightly friendlier towards radiation.

In case anyone wanted to see a pic of this good ‘ol boy unmasked.

in fact, he stressed that there is no such thing as a profile of a workplace shooter because they basically share almost nothing in common.

I had to do active shooter when I worked for the Navy. It pretty much consisted of run. hide. Lock the door.

not as of january 20, 2017, no.

I. Just. Screamed.

Things are not looking good for Donkey Kong’s Trump-supporting second cousin, Honkey Kong.

Dumbass.

Good

That stinks a little bit of respectability politics. “Because you didn’t ask nicely your argument is invalid.”

Charles and Diana’s pairing came about for much the same reason people have disaster sex - the need for human closeness and comfort during a tough time.

Near the end of Paul Beatty’s excellent book, “The Sellout”, a black comedian hears the laughs of a lone white couple who has come to see his stand-up, performed in a donut shop in a poor black neighborhood in LA, and says to them, “This isn’t for you. This is our thing.”