That’s quite laughable on the professor’s part because I literally saw an article not too long ago on Yahoo.com that blatantly discriminated against bald and balding men and basically implied that if you’re a short man you’re more likely to go bald and that bald men are losers, less successful, and less desirable.…

“I felt just like one of those Kenyan refugees.”

You made the mistake of going to Jezebel in the first place. Regardless, the judge will see her blatant disregard for LE, her mockery, and probably throw more time at her, if the kids can be given to viable relatives.

“Fuck you, bald head” will stand up in court wonderfully for her defense.

ya know, shirlena, god only made a few perfect heads - the rest he covered with hair.

YOU ARE EXPERIENCING A CAR ACCIDENT.

Laughed out loud at “hold your breath and sneak by” when the balls were in a box.

Lavar Ball is already looking into ways to get the balls renamed to Lonzo, LiAngelo, and LaMelo.

OK my dumb projects don’t seem so hard / cool anymore.

So incredibly sad. I’m sure that he will never forgive himself or fully recover from this, regardless of the outcomes of the charges.

I have attended enough autocrosses to say that for the most part an NA Miata can keep up with the newest and greatest Miatas.
I am by no means a Miata fanboy, I have ridden in one once. Just my observations saying that those NAs are really quite good.

Ford GT. Not based on any real performance factors but they all still have one thing in common: 

Toyota Tacoma.

Folks, this is what happens when you demand Deadspin stick to sports.

Oooooohhhh call 911!

It sure can, I saw them Macan a baby.

But Cayenne it baby?

Not everything is a lawsuit...smh