The words expressed... were NOT meant to offend anyone.

Speaking of Philly, it’s a testament to how terrible a four-sport city we are that we didn’t even make Drew’s “championship sweep” rankings.

I’ll accept it if the Foodspin column is finished....just want to know.

I have always been told “fuh” is the correct pronunciation.

I have a concealed carry truck permit.

Two things: (1) I bought the ticket on the secondary market, so none of that goes to Snyder (although the $150 I will spend on three beers during the game will) and (2) I don’t work particularly hard for my money. Still, point well-taken! #HTTR

....made from actual babies.

who the fuck is allen stone

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.

I think this is in Pslams 23:5:

Harrison was impressed with Norman, but then Carolina lost.

Late developing retirement planning.

I can’t get enough of this. You have a team that was tops in the league by a long, long stretch—the best DB’s, the best mids, the most productive striker, the best damn *player* and they have collectively fallen off a cliff that has no bottom. I love it.

Trust someone named Chaz and this is what happens.

Mourinho sure reminds me a lot of myself: an asshole who blames everyone else for my complete failure at life.

Ivanovic has clearly been the victim of a Freaky Friday style body switch with a turnstile.

#sweeperkeeper

Dr. Cox: “Look... First of all, it’s not like you tripped and fell into her... and then out of her... and then into her... again.”

Run screaming and naked to the heart of the nearest subarctic forest. Once there, slay a male reindeer in one-on-one combat with your bare hands. Strip your vanquished holiday foe’s skin from his body and leave the meat for the hungry wolves, who have been tracking you since you entered the woods and will make better…