The words expressed... were NOT meant to offend anyone.

Speaking of Philly, it’s a testament to how terrible a four-sport city we are that we didn’t even make Drew’s “championship sweep” rankings.

I’ll accept it if the Foodspin column is finished....just want to know.

I have always been told “fuh” is the correct pronunciation.

I have a concealed carry truck permit.

Two things: (1) I bought the ticket on the secondary market, so none of that goes to Snyder (although the $150 I will spend on three beers during the game will) and (2) I don’t work particularly hard for my money. Still, point well-taken! #HTTR

....made from actual babies.

who the fuck is allen stone

In DC, this logic makes perfect sense. Just think of @redskinsfacts as a Super PAC for the Washington football team, and all of your accusations vanish into the wind.

I think this is in Pslams 23:5:

Harrison was impressed with Norman, but then Carolina lost.

Late developing retirement planning.

I can’t get enough of this. You have a team that was tops in the league by a long, long stretch—the best DB’s, the best mids, the most productive striker, the best damn *player* and they have collectively fallen off a cliff that has no bottom. I love it.

Trust someone named Chaz and this is what happens.

Mourinho sure reminds me a lot of myself: an asshole who blames everyone else for my complete failure at life.

Ivanovic has clearly been the victim of a Freaky Friday style body switch with a turnstile.

#sweeperkeeper

Dr. Cox: “Look... First of all, it’s not like you tripped and fell into her... and then out of her... and then into her... again.”