I don’t know if it’s the landscape, the NPR narration, the white noise, or the methodical nature in which Mama Bear conducts her business, but this video has me feeling chill as hell right now.

Is "Los D-Backs" a joke? That's like someone going to a Mexican restaurant and asking the waiter "Where is the el bathroom?"

I know it’s taken as a given in college football circles that Jimbo Fisher would want the LSU job, but... WHY would Jimbo Fisher want that job? He’s among the top paid coaches in the country, in a talent-rich state, at a program well-positioned to regularly compete for a national title.

LSU thought they had the budget to give Fisher everything he needed to be successful, but the cost of relocating the entire Tallahassee police department to Baton Rouge proved to be prohibitive.

Live look at ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER:

Just get Dave Grohl to fart on a snare drum.

Hot Take: Coldplay is the poor man's U2, and U2 is awful.

America still not ready for a QOTSA/EODM halftime show, even after Paris?

Here I sit, at CSU, going “Goddammit he’s not wrong.”

Whitest story I’ve ever heard

I’m a Pats fan, gotten to see SIX FUCKING SUPER BOWLS, and I’ll still bitch about officiating and all that shit.

Honestly though, people should give Jordan less shit for those wiz years. His second to last year, at 38, he scored 24 a game (42%). His last year, at 39, he got 20,6,5 per game(44%). That's not what Kobe is doing. So stop it.

So, resign Odom “as is”?

Your mother just shared me on Facebook thooooo

Some of Greg’s other favorite things:

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Well, if Kobe was the shooter, maybe the death and injured toll would be far fewer.

“Reddit is reporting...”isn’t really a good source to use for news.

I’m curious what commercial would come on as soon as this happened—-life insurance? Beer?

As for what the NFL would do, I wonder if it would be similar to the time that Randy Johnson hit that bird. According to wikipedia, that was called a “no pitch.”

This is amazing. I can’t help but picture the Janet Jackson style outrage that would engulf the media for weeks afterwards.

“WHAT WILL THE CHILDREN THINK!?!?!?”