wow goku looks weird here what super saiyan level is this

“Haha. Good job, New York. Now you’ll never get a top 3 pick”- Philadelphia.

Krapsnaps...

You're a lumberjack and you're okay. You no doubt sleep all night and work all day.

If you look like Al Borland, shouldn’t you exclusively wear flannel? Very confused by this list.

Yes, you are the only one.

“Hickory Dickory Dock. I fucked that bitch OHHH”

His interview on Fresh Air about the show was really interesting. I recommend it.

I liked this show and I like Aziz, but that NY Times pieces is a bit over the top isn’t it. I like this review much more.

Can someone get this MsAnnaAasa away from us. She’s harshing my peppermint mocha buzz.

the press for this show is making me feel sad about harris wittels again :(

Slightly off topic here but Mike Pettine totally looks like Sam Eagle.

Counterpoint: Torture porn is the nadir of real horror. There are actually good meta-horror movies (ie. Evil Dead 2, Cabin in the Woods). There are no good Saws/Hostels/Human Centipedes.

Sorry Tim, I tried to read this review but all i kept hearing was WAH WAH WAHHH WAH WAH WAH WAH!

If the Army is paying this much for a flag ceremony, I’m terrified to think about what they pay for other shit. “Hey guys, why don’t you build a submarine for us and then we’ll also pay you to rent that submarine? And then you can fuck our wives. HERE’S FIVE TRILLION DOLLARS THANKS.”

REPENT NOW, KENNY! THE DAY OF RECKONING IS AT HAND

Ben Carson thinks that “most” people, upon completing AP HISTORY, will want to join ISIS.

“Ben Carson Figures Out Way to Get Opponents Spreading his Ads for Free”

Goodnight room