Playing this game with Jimmy Jr. would be the best thrill in the world.

Blogger Chuck C. Johnson, who has repeatedly accused Ellmers and McCarthy of having an affair, claimed yesterday to have received a cease-and-desist order from Ellmers’ attorney, ordering him to stop making “false and defamatory” statements about the Congresswoman and calling the rumors “unequivocally and indisputably…

I call this entire ensemble the “What would happen if Rodney Dangerfield and a bloated, possibly mumps-infected Andrew McCarthy reproduced a fully grown man?” look.

It is not. People are effing crazy sometimes.

... is it insensitive to go as a dead lion? Like. I’m genuinely asking this because I really don’t know where the line is anymore.

Congratulations to new House Speaker A Gestating Fetus

This is actually kind terrifying?

This feels like a metaphor for the Republican presidential nomination process.

“Arrest Breast Cancer”? That slogan’s too lame. How about “Excessive force against breast cancer”?

Knicks coach Derek Fisher should be held accountable for role in incident with Grizzlies’ Matt Barnes

I don’t get it.

Missing from your list: Mouths like open maws engulfing your whole face. Dude, I am not Jonah; you are not my whale.

If you ever see a raccoon gently bringing you an a living cat, be prepared to see a raccoon eat a living cat.

You must regret comments frequently.

They’ve been estranged for more than a year, as I mentioned more than once in the article. Their marriage is over in all but the irrelevant legalistic sense—as evidenced by the fact that Matt Barnes himself claimed to be pursuing a relationship with Rihanna not two months ago. Did he beat himself up for interfering in…

I’ve had a hard time caring about football this season. But watching Nolan breakdown everything wrong with Hardy’s statement, it’s coverage, and the NFL’s use of it in marketing...I think it’s starting to become more clear.

Did you even watch the video? This has nothing to do with the punishment he served but more the fact that he shows no remorse for his actions and demonstrates a clear lack of any kind of willingness to improve as a human being.

Man, you really missed Katie Nolan’s point. And you might want to catch up on some of the in-depth journalism that was done in the wake of the NFL-created ball deflation scandal. Might clear a few things up.

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

Thankfully, she realizes she was wrong about this.