A Story of Few Words: A Sexy Haiku

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I admit, Kermit’s redesign troubles me:

It’s not a lifestyle choice; they were sewn this way!

Oh for shame.

Eh, I’m with the moms on this one. How do I explain to my kids about puppet sex? This is a lifestyle I don’t approve of.

I mean... sometimes? Settlers of Catan, really. No need to be a hater on party games: Different board games for different playstyles.

So, the protocol in place for a suspected explosive is to stand around and look at it. Good to know.

She released a statement defending the school and officers on Facebook.

I find the unrelenting passage of time to be alarming as well so I’m going to have to side with the police on this one.

Meanwhile, Canadian Donald Trump is always saying “later, hosers”.

In one of his tweets about Jon Stewart, he accidentally wrote “losers and haters” rather than “haters and losers.” As someone who lives with OCD, I have to wonder: does that haunt him?

This is a really dumb comment and everyone is embarrassed for you.

how exactly is this supposed to flatten my belly?

In my younger days I’d unconsciously make my voice sound deeper than it usually was (it is normally one step deeper than a manly woman) when I spoke on the phone until a friend noticed and called me out.

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+1 Talking is so overrated.

Personally, I find “ Why don’t you just go fuck off and die?” works

Of course you can be sexy without being considered conventionally attractive. Attractiveness is highly subjective. Like my sister finds her husband super sexy but he isn’t conventionally attractive by any stretch of the imagination. (Sorry sibling) .

I’m with you. I can’t imagine what an enormous kick in the tits it would be if I asked Mr. DancingMuppets what he thought about my body and he was all “meh”.