Ok, yourteamcheats.com needs to die; it’s so clearly biased in favor of NE, it’s disgusting. Read random teams, then read the Patriots section. They have an excuse for every single instance or they state everyone else was doing it. Falsely accused is on pretty much every one of the instances, too. That site is a…

Well a few ways they have been relevant for so long is: 1) They play in a shit division that all but guarantees a playoff appearance each year, 2) The 2002 Super Bowl probably would not have been won by the Pats had the Raiders not been jobbed by the “Tuck Rule Game,” 3) They play in ESPN’s backyard. Not to mention…

It is well known that bostonites are fratboy cunts and are generally speaking shitty racist people who make light of it because they are drunk and belligerent 100% of the time. I don’t have to know anyone. I’ve heard stories from several people who grew up in Boston. They suck. You suck. Boston sucks. Suck it.

People who dislike Tom Brady would go apeshit with excitement if their team acquired him.

Deep down inside everyone knows Tommy deflated his balls. Sorry paid two dudes to deflate his balls. I will always be grateful no matter how hard my team sucks my friends won’t have that to slam me with for eternity.

Dude nothing you can ever say, imply or make up will ever convince me those txt msgs were not real and accurate. And that’s all I need really. That and Tom destroying his phone. I’m fine judging these cheating fucks based on that.

OH Jesus take the wheel...

Accurate.

Any time there’s someone in a Patriots jersey, my brain automatically erases them from the “people I might talk to” list.

This is the exact thought I had while reading this WYTS: “Man, that Sully guy sounds like a real asshole. Times 50,ooo, and voila! Bahston.”

I’m a Pats fan, though by no means a die-hard. I boycotted the NFL last year entirely, including the Super Bowl, so who gives a shit what I even think?

That said: Tom Brady and the Patriots are guilty as hell. I don’t actually care, though. Other teams might be doing the same shit. If they’re not, maybe they should be?…

Well, Goodell literally had the evidence smashed in a conference room and the Golden Boy literally smashed his cellphone with the other evidence—it’s the Patriot Way!

Looking at the top few threads today, the Pats are giving them a serious run this year.

Dear Patriots fans:

“When confronted with raw evidence of your team’s shitbaggery, you alternate between pathetic gloating, outright paranoia, and Chris Brown-levels of comical defensiveness.”

The Tuck Rule was called correctly (it was, everyone else can fuck right out of here).

This Patriot fan is disappointed. I thought Drew would do better, given the material he has to work with.

The Patriots are that guy in co-ed softball who played a little college baseball, wears batting gloves and sneaks in an illegal bat that hits balls 100 feet over the fence. Sure with a normal bat they’d go 30 feet over and he’s still the best on the field but FUCK HIM. He also slides into a girl at 2nd base with his…

Every other fans during “why your team sucks”- “Ha this is us, this is funny”

Pats fans- “Fuck you Drew you’re just a pats hater. WE ARE TEH BEST TEAM EVER!!!!!1!!!”

Is there any fanbase, or collection of fans from a city, that can’t take a joke more than Boston/Patriots fans? Guys, relax, its a joke. Every team gets roasted. My god, its hilarious the inferiority complex that bleeds out of Boston sometimes.