I already have HBO Max and am perfectly happy to wait until it is official.

“Look, I scrambled because the God’s honest truth is that I don’t really care that staying in bed with Chappelle is a losing deal, and that my company did better investing in talents like Burnham and Gadsby, I keep giving this guy tens of millions of dollars to descend into middle-aged hackitude via his transphobic…

lol...The example with the bird is a “Tit”. Someone has a sense of humor.

Exactly. You want John Wick? This is how you get John Wick.

Two years? Nope, just one Goodyear.

So you’re telling me this man committed corporate espionage, selling submarine secrets, by smuggling them inside sandwiches... but he didn’t use a submarine sandwich?!

Trump Tells Judge He Will Suffer ‘Irreparable Harm’

When you get your asymmetric beard. Pix or it didn’t happen. 

Swedish Fish is by far, way better than Starburst.

Truly amazing that USB-IF have spent a quarter of a century finding ways to make USB more confusing.

Please stop with this 1080p bullshit. The project accepts INPUT of up to 1080p but only OUTPUTS at 720P and does so a 30 fps because it has to downscale it. It is NOT a 1080p projector. It’s right in the specs:

Please stop with this 1080p bullshit. The project accepts INPUT of up to 1080p but only OUTPUTS at 720P and does so…

*Alexa tone* Hi Dave. While marijuana has been condoned by your state’s legislature, it remains a Schedule 1 substance under federal law. Astro is currently functioning under the surveillance-supported Basic plan. Would you like to upgrade to Lite Surveillance and keep this incident between you and me?

I don’t know about you but if I get covid, I’m talking to a medical professional.

“anti-vaccine Facebook groups have been influencing members to not seek hospital treatment for covid-19 and even instructed them to pull their sick family members out of ICU”

Because Americans keep stepping on them?

I hope grandpa had them whacked.

Lab grown human waterskins? No thank you, I only want artisinal grown ones

That is a terrible video. We can see a pair of things moving, but nothing in the moving picture video shows us that air is you know actually moving! A balloon, a feather, a paper airplane, a cat toy, a longhaired dog, ANYTHING to give us the VISUAL indication that really and truly and in fact air is actually moving…

Most of the airports I travel through have either fountains or filling stations for empty water bottles. Platypus makes some really nice collapsible ones that are perfect for the job.

I’d say this would be a great way to get some of the anti-vaxxers down here in Alabama to vax up, but judging by the ones they interview on the news, I don’t think they’re much for eating salads either