Its almost like theres something taking up all his time and he’s too busy to comment on space tourism.

Humans have been going into space for decades. This is not a major scientific breakthrough.

And what makes you think I’m not excited for new developments? My frustration is directly related to my excitement for this mission, and how Inspiration4 is not using technology to bring their experience closer to home—because, let’s be honest, this sort of thing won’t be accessible to 99.999% of us.

It’d probably be more efficient to figure out how to synthesize the protein in the required quantities. Getting it from whole blood is like sucking a willow tree whenever you have a headache.

It’s worth covering, because what Kelly did is standard among sexual predators (Made even worse by having enough money to ensure having enablers who would do his bidding) and if there’s one girl or boy out there who is reading this coverage and it helps them realize that they or someone they know is involved with a…

And piss.

Medvedev is not the most demonstrative and spontaneous of player, but he does have a good sense of humor, so it makes sense he would do a strange celebration like that. A kind of parody of these iconic moments when the winners fall to the ground like they have been stroke by lightning.

Really, any spineless parasite will do for this comparison.

Many single celled organisms serve useful functions, though.

It will then restrict your routes to locations where your truck can’t go.

I was going to say you leave Beaker out of this.

Headline Written As Headlines Usually Are; Local Man Irritated

How do we know he wasn’t just a regular person getting food for himself?

Man, fuck whoever ordered food during that. Fuuuuuck them.

It’s actually an interesting video but the TLDW can be “Big ice cream company purposely makes error prone machine so they can make money off of repair costs.” A slightly longer TLDW can be  “Ice Cream Machine company, Taylor, made deal with McD to provide all their store machines, Taylor made the machines error a lot…

Lol, damn. Second time someone has used this comic to back up my point in 2 days. XKCD has always had their finger on the pulse. I should ask them if they need a new writer.

The biggest stunt he could possibly do is leaving the church of scientology, but that would truly be a “mission impossible”.

I’m also going to point out that while they’re ‘more agile’ (they’re not at all, it took months to do what they’re doing in said video, and put your average person in that position of learning it for months they’ll do better)

But they would have gotten away with it, if it wasn’t for those pesky kids!

If you run the heat and the AC at the same time, you will really be owning the libs.