Going to duct tape a phone to my laptop right after I finish typing this.

Not directly, no. Indirectly. But this could swing both ways.

Someone really should update the Wikipedia page on Faberge eggs :D

Location? How about the fact that the country exists?

“pumps the brakes” or “put the brakes on”? If this gets posted on jalopnik, we will have a lengthy discourse on cadence braking, ABS, and how some people insist they outperform ABS :)

Pilot Whale Dies in Thailand After Being Found With 17 Pounds of Plastic Bags in Its Stomach

Amazon’s being sued for $30 million. That doesn’t sound like a subrogation claim but something pursued by the family directly.

and would shirt the already-limited US marketplace for mobile carriers

It is, but it also have more pixels to update due to a higher resolution screen.

Well, there’s Orwell’s book, and also Haruki Murakami’s very strange but enjoyable (to me) 1Q84.

You left out “underpaid” - obvious from the $4.20 figure. And yes, I think of him. Specifically, I’m thinking that he should be tied up and continuously poked with a cattle prod while being live streamed.

“But for the love of God, stop tweeting” has probably been said to Trump multiple times. I’m guessing it’s going to be as effective with Assange.

Also, getting more people buying a 35mm SLR would be a great way to sell more EF lenses, which cost a lot more than the EF-S lenses, and also would help lock in future customers for high end DSLR line.

“the woman in Portland claimed the Echo never audibly confirmed it was going to send the recording.”

It’s not as nice looking, but it’s a lot cheaper.

Get an inflatable car.

Get an inflatable car.

I look at this and I see ... FIVE DAMN NOTCHES!

On the other hand, it is a Craigslist ad...

You only need money to buy this asshole.