This may actually be the dumbest article I will read this year.

This is what it looks like if you try to watch a video ad on Gizmodo from the EU now.

As a follow-up are they going to make a laptop privacy screen?

A friend who works at one of the national labs like to describe smashing particles to learn about them akin to throwing a pocket watch at the sidewalk, looking at the pieces, and inferring from that how it worked. He works with synchrotron light source, not particle physics, so he may be a bit biased :)

About ten bucks?

With words like “start at”, “up to” and “choice of”, I suspect that a top of the line model would cost around $800 or more, which would push me towards paying a bit more for something like a low end XPS 13 instead. Shame, I’d love an i5 Chromebook.

Almighty circuits, did your mother not teach you how to indent properly?

Silly Zuckerberg. Only politicians are allowed to spew nonsense from their mouths. Doesn’t he know that yet?

You leave the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster out of this.

I own several OnePlus phones (all the way back to the One) and still use one today. Be ready to deal with OnePlus bullshit. Constant lying to customers regarding data collection and benchmark fudging, slow updates, failure or slow to follow through on promised features, and a different group of fanboys. There’s also…

It’s your name now. Deal with it, browser.

This is USB 2.0. I’d get a USB 3 version instead. Of course, you’d then need to determine if you need a USB 3.0 (since rename 3.1 Gen 1), 3.1 (since renamed 3.1 Gen 2), or Thunderbolt 3. You’d also want to make sure you get one that supports the power you’ll deliver through it. Some can handle 60W, others 100W.

This is USB 2.0. I’d get a USB 3 version instead. Of course, you’d then need to determine if you need a USB 3.0…

Trying to access dataJARltd’s website - getting a 509 Bandwidth Limit Exceeded.

You do, but 1% is 0.01, so you need to multiply it by 100.

No, it’s just Trump as normal. He’s not America first, president first, conservative first, pro-business first, or anything like that. He’s all about Trump. He’s all ego, hot air, bad hair, and small hands.

This must be the “glom of nit” that should not “stay these messengers abot their duty”.

I think you’re a couple of decimal points off, but the real number is still very small. 761 / 10,400,000 * 100% = 0.0073%. Thanks for the “destroying the [hospital’s] toilet” chuckle :)

From there, they estimated that dairy-related outbreaks sicken an average of 761 people and send 22 people to the hospital every year. But a whopping 96 percent of these cases are likely to be caused by consuming unpasteurized milk or cheese. That’s a number even more astounding when you consider that only 3.2…

Reminds me of this one:

Crunchy hard boiled egg: if not with shell, then sounds like balut.