Reaching an age where anybody whatsoever looks at you/hears your age and categorises you as ‘An Old’ is soul destroying.

The luxury we have as a younger generation is being able to figure out where we want to go from here, which is why I’ve said things like, “I don’t focus on feminism, I focus on the future.”

I’ve gotten to witness through history the evolution of so many movements

Dude, just tell people you’re gay.

Now those are some dumbass motherfuckers right there. I am legit prejudiced against Ohioans, probably because I grew up in a Midatlantic resort town where they congregated all summer and made my teenage life working in a souvenir shop a living hell.

You keep us out of this...

There is nothing funny about Ohio. Except me. And I spend my days plotting how to GTFOOO

I too am from NJ which is why I make fun of all other states with reckless abandon.

Not a country song, but there is an R.E.M. song titled “Texarkana”.

I am unwilling to accept that there is a woman in this universe who wants to be with this asshole.

I drove through part of Arkansas while evacuating from Katrina, and it was breathtakingly beautiful. I did not stop, however.

Hanging out in Arkansas sounds worse than going to rehab, honestly.