Another good one was when Larry Bird was doing a call in interview to the Dan Patrick show and Patrick brings up that Jordan had recently said how he could beat any of the current players on the Hornets roster 1 on 1

Messing around with Cousins rarely ends well.

That was what the TPP was all about, wasn’t it?

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

Except for the bit that involves letting people who are close to passing out get in their cars.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

I never said that I pirate movies or music. Only academic papers (which my tax dollars pay for).

The industry conflates their numbers of “lost revenue”

I also pirate academic papers behind paywalls.

Those poor poor studios. How will they feed their families?

Stealing a movie is not the same as stealing a physical item. In one case you deprive the grocery store of being able to sell that steak to another customer and the other can still be sold to an infinite amount of others and may never have been bought by the pirater in the first place.

I mean that was the joke- but I’m glad for everyone to wet their beaks.

Unfortuntely Andy Reid wasted all of them

Kelce needs a timeout.

In OBJ’s defense, the grounds crew member kept telling him that he’s “not just a member of the grounds crew, he’s also a part owner of the team”.

I love when their justification is “well only liberal cities have filed for bankruptcy!” And then when you point out that nearly a quarter of chapter 9 filings come from Nebraska alone, those people short circuit.

fragile toxic masculinity!

That’s what they originally thought, but it turns out he was just playing dead.

Show of hands: who mentally added a “so sexy it hurts” to the end of the headline and kind of hated themselves a little?

It’s been a long time since the LSAT, but I grew to love the games, after being terrified of and confused by them initially. Looking forward to trying this when I get home.